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DangerousPuhson

My my my, we just loooove to hear ourselves don't we?
Got bored, started making random tables with an eye for generalities rather than specificities. Feel free to offload in here, if you'd like,

Why hasn’t the dungeon been looted yet?

1

Nobody knew where it was/just revealed itself

2

Powerful guardian/trap kept people away

3

Reputation as being too dangerous/haunted

4

Entrance physically could not be opened until recently

5

Illegal to go inside (recently rescinded)

6

Under private ownership

7

Deep inside hostile territory

8

Really remote/far away (mountaintop, lost in woods, etc.)

9

False entrance tricked everyone

10

Was previously looted but they missed a bunch

11

Only certain people could access it (now you)

12

Conspiracy to hide its existence

13

Mistook it for something mundane/ignored

14

Entry is invisible/well-hidden

15

Sacred to certain group who don’t allow guests

16

Warded by powerful magics

17

Entirely inaccessible until now (dry seabed, cross-dimensional, mirage, etc.)

18

Nobody can access it voluntarily, only by accident

19

Warded by a deity/devil/entity until recently

20

Something new was built on top of it

Why aren’t the authorities solving this?

1

Selfish jerks who don’t care

2

Resources tied up dealing with bigger problem

3

Sent lots of men already but lost contact

4

Weak authority can’t wrangle a decent response

5

Skilled folk were called away and nobody else remains

6

Couldn’t get inside

7

Nobody wants to take responsibility

8

Power struggle means authority is uncertain/scattered

9

Conflicting orders/intel sent them on wrong path

10

They’re being bribed/threatened to stay away

11

Their resources are compromised/sabotaged

12

Incompetence/fear

13

Solution requires skills they don’t have

14

Authorities are the cause of the problem

15

Powerful people trying to cover it up

16

Time-sensitive, can’t get there fast enough

17

There are no authorities around here

18

Powerful opposition keeping them back

19

Too remote to send a proper force

20

No volunteers/can’t force anyone


What time pressure threatens the party?

1

A stronger force is enroute to secure the space

2

Prisoners/hostages have been taken

3

Brief window of opportunity to access (eclipse, solstice, festival, etc.)

4

Rival party is already clearing the place out

5

Political/practical deadline set by authorities

6

Someone is readying to make an escape

7

Impending major catastrophe

8

Space is closing up/filling in/sinking

9

Site moves around/only here for limited time

10

Something inside is about to expire/vanish/de-power

11

A large bet was made involving a deadline

12

Race to get something specific before someone else

13

Someone is dying and needs a cure

14

Planned sacrifice/ceremony must be stopped

15

Protections have limited duration (water breathing, heat resistance, etc.)

16

Aggressive curse/affliction coming to fruition

17

Enemy is getting stronger and stronger

18

Grand agenda is on a timetable

19

Being pursued by an unstoppable entity

20

Literal countdown is happening

How does the party get hooked into things?

1

Desperate person pleading for help

2

Huge reward being offered

3

Town is abuzz with news and rumors, bets made

4

Rival is bragging about doing it

5

Party ally goes missing

6

Something unique is required for party’s agenda

7

Famous lucre too tempting to pass up

8

Party earns/wins the opportunity

9

Forced as punishment/repentance

10

Guided by divine insights/dreams

11

Inherited obligation/dropped onto their lap

12

Lies/tricked into doing it

13

Weird happenings/looming threat can’t be ignored

14

Followed a treasure map

15

Lured/seduced into it

16

Directly ordered by patron/authority

17

Called-in favor

18

Opportunity to become famous

19

Something taken must be recovered

20

Need to clear their reputation or fix a mistake
 
1d10 - "Why did I even join this cult?"

1 - It didn't start out as a cult, but sure got pretty cult-y, pretty quick


"I don't remember the Pledge of Allegiance having so many references to Draxmar the Undying One. When did that happen?"

2 - I'm susceptible to peer pressure

"That recruiter made some good points - I suppose if all my friends are doing it, then it's probably fine".

3 - Just kinda fell into it, I guess

"Well I was part of the Church of Oog initially, then I joined an offshoot of the Temple of Heavenly Pleasure, then I did a stint with some people who called themselves 'The Order of the Hidden Eye', and now I guess I'm here."

4 - Long family history of cult activities

"I remember when I was a kid, my dad had me sacrifice our gardener to the Dark Consuming Void, and it just bummed me out so much. Ah, the naivete of youth."

5 - This is a cult? You guys told me it was a book club!

"I was wondering why every week's choice ended up being The Necronomicon..."

6 - Seemed like a good way to spend my Tuesday nights

Yeah, there's too much chanting and I'm not keen on giving away my wife and all my material possessions, but I'll be damned if I'm ever going bowling with Brian Mathison again"

7 - The benefits package is amazing!

"Ok, yes... I'm on some government watch lists now - but these guys have a dental plan! And free childcare! Plus all the 'eternal bliss of paradise' stuff sounds pretty sweet, and these robes are super plush."

8 - These people are like a family to me

"Specifically they're like my verbally-abusive father, my religiously fanatical aunt, and like the cousin that molested me when I was 10."

9 - Cult? What cult? There's no cult here

"No, we're not a cult - we're a multi-layered upstream lifestyle platform that leverages relationships and empowers you to be your own boss."

10 - I like these real human connections

"The therapist said it would be good for me to get back on my feet and mingle a bit after the divorce."
 
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