Officially better than you, according to PoN
Funeral MaskEvery magic item with powers of perception or deceiving is at least +18% more cool if it's a mask.
A regal and stern face carved from mammoth ivory, the inside painted crimson. Narrow slits allow sight through the eyes of the mask. The wearer sees the pale flickering auras of the undead up to 60' away through any material but lead. In a social setting, the mask will single out a character of high status who is not a close friend of the wearer. If viewed through the mask a powerful undead aura emanates from the person. If the owner of the mask kills them, the next time they don the mask it merges with their face and they transform into a vampire ruled by the hideous and chaotic will of the mask.